By DoggyBlues - 29/11/2011 01:50 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me he wants a security guard to come with us on our honeymoon to Hawaii. Apparently, watching Dog the Bounty Hunter has made him feel unsafe. FML
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JessieBrianneKim 3

Seriously guys, Dog the Bounty hunter is no laughing matter.

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cBlackout 13

Tell him the truth. The only illegal activity on Hawaii is dealing pot :) not much goes on there except for amazingness.

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starwind3438 9

Then he would be called Cat the bounty hunter.

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FMtechL 0

That makes no sense...

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laxmtl28 6

im willing to do this job just pay for my trip and im there! cetified x-millitary support gunner :)

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perdix 29

That's just a ruse. Once you say "I do," he's going to let you in on his three-way and wife-sharing fantasies. A lot of women don't go for that, especially at the start of a marriage, so he wanted to get you bound to him before giving you that info. Buy lots of lube!

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BrotherTheo 31

I'm just curious, what would your average security guard do if he where so inclined to attempt to stop Dog anyway? I mean really, has your guy even looked at your average security guard? 'Observe and Report!' is their motto after all.....

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FrankHotpants 31

I've been to Hawaii about 7 times now and I feel safer there then I do in most places I've traveled so I'm sure you'll be just fine.

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ty1992_farmlife 12

He must have a warrent out for his arrest, better check in to that.

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hateevryone 14

maybe you need to run a background check on him. Dog is probably looking for him.

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