By DoggyBlues - 29/11/2011 01:50 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me he wants a security guard to come with us on our honeymoon to Hawaii. Apparently, watching Dog the Bounty Hunter has made him feel unsafe. FML
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JessieBrianneKim 3

Seriously guys, Dog the Bounty hunter is no laughing matter.

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cBlackout 13

Tell him the truth. The only illegal activity on Hawaii is dealing pot :) not much goes on there except for amazingness.

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ToeJams 0

Just don't eye out any natives and you'll be fine. Just be careful cas you will be just another haole

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mama8809 0

Why would he have anything to worrie about unless he has messed up

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OneNightStan 2

Hey you don't say that

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Jimboom 11

Tell him the only Dog that is going to be there with you on your honeymoon is doggie style!

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EpicSquishii 21

I love his wife's boobs >.< She is a portly Goddess amongst a sea of flat-chested, mere mortals..... le sigh....

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Mx_Rider 6

its funny because ive watched the entire series on netflix. :-)

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ikickgingers 15

Wow. He's a pussy. It's Hawaii. If someone calls you hoale - keep walking. I lick yo ass--- is not a pick up line. It means they want to fight you. ... And... You're good.

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SlickWillyTFCF 5

And you actually want to marry this idiot? Tell him to man up and get a concealed carry permit and a pistol.

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highfashonlife 1

Be greatful, I lived there for 6 years and it's not paradise. The violence is horrifying. There are major meth problems and if you venture out of tourist areas you will get harassed. Be careful I would never live there again.

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