Love: Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML

By secret - 02/11/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 13:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 02:00

Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML

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By confusedandnowsingle - 28/06/2013 12:23 - Finland - Espoo

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

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By exfiancee - 05/08/2012 13:20 - United States - Summerville

Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML

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By mahanaaa_23 - 19/12/2012 20:47 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

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By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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By em - 05/02/2011 09:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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By Loved - 25/05/2019 16:15

Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML

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Benny_Lava 6

Wednesday 3 November 2010 0:12

Tell him he's the load his mother should have swallowed.

annanonomus 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 0:09

Hang in there. Keep the ring, sell it, and go shopping!

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doglover100 28

Sunday 23 February 2014 4:35

Stuff the engagement ring down his throat.

doglover100 28

Sunday 13 April 2014 3:05

"And it was a mistake to accept. I should've sold the ring and dumped your ass".

UtadaMisori 4

Saturday 30 May 2015 6:23

Been there OP hopefully your life didn't turn upside down like mine did afterwards.

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 16 September 2015 18:36

Sell the ring.

roryabester 8

Thursday 22 December 2016 0:53

yeah but what did you do to make him feel like that women always pointing out their significant others to make them look bad without disclosing what they did to cause this reaction

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