Love: Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML

By secret - 02/11/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 13:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 02:00

Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML

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By confusedandnowsingle - 28/06/2013 12:23 - Finland - Espoo

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

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By exfiancee - 05/08/2012 13:20 - United States - Summerville

Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML

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By mahanaaa_23 - 19/12/2012 20:47 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

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By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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By em - 05/02/2011 09:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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By Loved - 25/05/2019 16:15

Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML

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Benny_Lava 6

Wednesday 3 November 2010 0:12

Tell him he's the load his mother should have swallowed.

annanonomus 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 0:09

Hang in there. Keep the ring, sell it, and go shopping!

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donnacruz1 0

Monday 8 November 2010 2:16

He deserves a punch.

luvpinks 0

Monday 8 November 2010 7:23

fyl

hazzardtomyself 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 3:32

you're not alone, my fiancee also told me it was a mistake to propose... we had just had an intensely heated fight and in my response, i ended up giving him back the ring.

wierd1919 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 15:51

thatss jst plain messed up...im 13 lol

norriex3 0

Monday 10 January 2011 19:18

damn...how big of a bitch are u?

FYLSLOWLY 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 1:44

Ouch!

Minigiraffe100 1

Thursday 9 June 2011 4:31

Dont cry ovEr spilled milk! Thts all I cud think ov at this point

juybuygo 13

Saturday 10 December 2011 13:24

to be honest you probably did or said something to make him feel that way. or he's just got cold feet. either way it happens

thatismahogany 0

Wednesday 10 October 2012 16:48

That SUCKS. I'm so sorry, FYL!

Jennaflamingo 14

Thursday 14 November 2013 3:58

Say: Psh, well it was a mistake to say yes

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