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By Wow. Really? - 29/04/2013 18:07 - United States - Columbus

Today, my fiancée broke off our engagement. For some bizarre reason, she'd hidden a pair of expensive boots and her iPad underneath our ride-on mower. I turned the mower on and destroyed both without realizing it. According to her, the fault is all mine. FML

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Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML

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Today, during an argument with my fiancé, I threw my engagement ring on the ground. The center stone broke off. Now he's couch surfing, and has sworn that he won't marry me unless I can find the stone. One stupid moment might actually ruin my life. FML

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Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2011 03:23

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML

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By MexyBoy - 13/08/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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aldwin_fml 7

Tuesday 30 April 2013 8:45

WHO DOES THAT?!?!?

Wizardo 33

Tuesday 30 April 2013 8:45

Your fiancé is crazy, definitely dodged a massive bullet with this one... btw run or its gonna be you under that lawn mower next...

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Szaszaspasz 26

Tuesday 24 February 2015 3:33

You dodged a bullet.

CougeeSwagg 19

Thursday 28 May 2015 17:52

She did that so she can make you look crazy.

sallygee 9

Thursday 13 June 2019 4:24

thats crazy. why would she do that??

peterblackmer91 12

Saturday 20 March 2021 5:33

Is she having mental health issues? That makes no sense.

randybryant799 20

Wednesday 4 August 2021 1:26

It sounds like she has mental health issues. It just makes no sense as why she'd put those items under the mower. I think she needs help.

randybryant799 20

Tuesday 23 November 2021 0:27

That is truly insane. I think you're dodging a bullet here.

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