By dumped - 05/06/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML
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BrittanyPernell6 0

what a screwed up loser he doesn't deserve you or your little girl

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Carpy 8

Blurting that out was uncalled for especially in front of his own daughter. OP, best of luck ripping him dry with child support. You & your daughter deserve better. FYL

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kkins 0

that's terrible! your ex is a jerk you and your kid deserve better :(

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dizzaymizlizzay 11

On the upside, you won't have a custody battle to deal with.

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yellowboy30 0

WOW that's harsh

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irritatedone 5

to hell with the child support. your better off cutting off ALL ties with him. dump him now and go home to your parents till you get things straightened out for yourself and your daughter.

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MRukkus 5

the dad was probably just joking around o freak out his wife

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smartalek 2

make sure you have FULL custody and that he can never see her again. he deserves it, using a child as a messenger and then saying he didn't want her.

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Flutist 3

I agree. Doesn't sound like the dad wants her anyways.

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Chrispayne 4

Have the little girl ask dad what a widowed mother means

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babycakess10 0

**5 year old**

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iluvhollister512 0

that's sad. he doesn't deserve you at all.

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