Love: Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was....

By dumped - 05/06/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML

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Today, my five year-old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML

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By LifeSucks - 29/10/2008 11:57 - Canada

Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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By Xandriajoy10 - 04/01/2016 05:21 - Australia

Today, my 5 year-old informed me she likes her "other mummy" more and wants to live with her instead. I need to have a long conversation with my husband. FML

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Sunday 5 June 2011 12:05

what a screwed up loser he doesn't deserve you or your little girl

Carpy 8

Sunday 5 June 2011 12:10

Blurting that out was uncalled for especially in front of his own daughter. OP, best of luck ripping him dry with child support. You & your daughter deserve better. FYL

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BigOrca 2

Sunday 5 June 2011 15:31

I want u. Will you marry me.

deefan101 11

Sunday 5 June 2011 17:47

WTF!

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 5 June 2011 15:31

What a dick! That conversation will stick with her for the rest of her life. Basically says he doesn't love or want his own child.

pretty_in_pink94 6

Sunday 5 June 2011 15:34

No real man would do that. Hope you suck him dry and never let him see that pretty little girl ever again! I'm so sorry that happened to you.

cocokiss410 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 15:36

poor kid will prob b scarred for life once she old enough to understand.

sourgirl101 28

Sunday 5 June 2011 15:47

This is one of the saddest FMLs I've read in a while! I feel so sorry for that little girl, having a father that's a piece of garbage! Who would say such a thing to their 5 year old?

meggs2209 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 16:01

as a mother I don't see how ANY parent could ever say that about their child. my daughter is my world & she defientely is her fathers too. to me that is the lowest thing a father could EVER say. sorry, this happened to you. hope everything turns out ok. just remember... what goes around comes around.

CitrusGirl 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 16:10

62, I'm pretty sure you have no idea what communist means. Requiring liscence to have children has nothing to do with communist ideals. It may be unconstitutional, but that doesn't make it communist. Get your head out of the Red Scare.

blakesaurus 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 16:11

think of it this way: you're divorcing a man less mature than a five year old. did he also give her a little folded piece of paper with: "DO U DIVORCE ME?? Y/N" on it?