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By dumped - 05/06/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML

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Today, I told my son and daughter that their father and I were getting a divorce. They each responded with something like, "Yay! I want to live with Daddy! He buys better presents!" Their father has literally never bought anything for them, one of the many reasons I'm divorcing him. FML

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By julia - 11/06/2011 11:12 - United States

Today, my five year-old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML

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By LifeSucks - 29/10/2008 11:57 - Canada

Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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By Xandriajoy10 - 04/01/2016 05:21 - Australia

Today, my 5 year-old informed me she likes her "other mummy" more and wants to live with her instead. I need to have a long conversation with my husband. FML

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Sunday 5 June 2011 12:05

what a screwed up loser he doesn't deserve you or your little girl

Carpy 8

Sunday 5 June 2011 12:10

Blurting that out was uncalled for especially in front of his own daughter. OP, best of luck ripping him dry with child support. You & your daughter deserve better. FYL

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Karma_apoc 8

Sunday 5 June 2011 18:50

I doubt if she was such a horrible bitch the dude would want HER to have the child, unless he's messed in the head too. Poor kid.

sillyhavelgirl 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 19:16

that poor baby! :(

vbmg152 18

Sunday 5 June 2011 19:26

What a loser! Give him what he wants, you both deserve better!!

Imjaypeelol 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 19:56

wow.. completely messed up !

rjflores 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 20:18

that douche bag.

Skatejock21 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 20:19

5 year olds don't lie

Gerrito 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 20:29

That's a prank for sure.

jasonc74 2

Sunday 5 June 2011 20:33

I'm going through a divorce and we have a 5 yr old daughter. My daughter means the world to both of us. We would never abandon her or drag her into the divorce. I just don't understand the selfishness of people sometimes. I'm sorry you are having to go through this and wish you the best.

RockstarRN 10

Sunday 5 June 2011 20:41

Poor baby girl. Take her and run!

IbanezSprinter 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 21:28

Whoa. A-hole! He used your child to do that? It's bad enough that the divorce will put the child through hell but to use her like that too? that's messed up...