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By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

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orangerocker26 0

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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21icefox 0

Seriously, how does a 5 year old know what a hooker job and why does barbie look like a hooker?

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curryndricegirll 0

I find this hard to believe. sorry.

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quietgirl 0

people!! forget about who commented saying first. yes it's annoying but it's gonna happen and there's nothing you can do so get the **** over it and comment on the OP's post please! I find this cute lol but I'd be worried if that was my kid:p

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quietgirl 0

it's possible to know stuff like that at age 4, hell at age 4 I was reading books

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dang_fml 0

I have a hard time believing this, but LOL anyway

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c3ns0r3dn4m3 0

i agree with #60

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kingren418 0

what does the barbie thing hav 2 do with a hooker?? coundve been a shorter FML

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4toestatue 7

way to go girl!!! as long as you have a dream everything should be fine!!!

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