Love: Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger...

By datgirl92 - 24/05/2013 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Hopeless - 08/02/2011 03:22

Today, I found out the real reason why me and my boyfriend of four and a half months have "so much in common". He used to be my stalker, who followed me around in a black hoodie and always posted stuff on my Myspace as an anonymous person. FML

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My guy

By Anonymous - 03/01/2022 01:00 - United Kingdom - Newport

Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML

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Creeper alert!

By creeper-status - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

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What a coinkydink

By Anonymous - 06/12/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML

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You deserved it 86

By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML

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You deserved it 11 013

By YouWish - 25/08/2016 03:57 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML

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You deserved it 1 707

Freaky and scary

By Creeped Out - 12/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Witham

Today, I received a message from a weird guy that's been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would "have been weird". I don't know what he looks like, so didn't recognise him. FML

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You deserved it 126

Sharing is caring

By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 85

By jflac - 24/12/2014 12:03 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML

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By Itsnotmeitsyou - 11/10/2013 06:09 - Australia

Today, the creepy regular customer found out I was lying about having a boyfriend in order to keep him away. He now thinks this is me playing hard to get. FML

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JustJumped 22

Friday 24 May 2013 19:04

So he got you in the end, how sweet :)

AwkwardPimp 5

Friday 24 May 2013 19:04

Stalking pays off I guess.....

Comments

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Saturday 25 May 2013 2:02

Proof persistence pays off. LOL!

Futacy 29

Saturday 25 May 2013 2:13

*CRISS CROSS!!!*

jramirez16 9

Saturday 25 May 2013 3:32

I know my current boyfriend from high school and when I read what he wrote on my yearbook back then, I was in awe "ps. Your future boyfriend"

dzombie 15

Saturday 25 May 2013 4:56

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there... Restraining order in hand.

bobsanction 18

Saturday 25 May 2013 6:17

So what's the problem? He's obviously a decent enough guy if you've stayed with him for four months.

B0nb0N09 12

Saturday 25 May 2013 6:43

He was a STRANGER

Cowsxgoxmoo78 8

Saturday 25 May 2013 6:44

Maybe he isn't as creepy as you thought. Your with him now for a reason, so just forget about it, move on, and be happy :-). Just don't ever dump him...