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By AzNFoo - 26/03/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML

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By CarrieRedburn - 27/07/2011 08:09 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML

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By mbrooke - 23/03/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML

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By COCKYmanUSC - 12/09/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML

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By suzanneallen - 11/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML

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By Natalie - 01/04/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML

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By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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By RainyDay - 11/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, My friend and I were stopped at a red light while it was pouring rain. We heard a screeching noise off in the distance and thought, "Hope someone doesn't get hit." Someone did get hit. We did. From behind. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML

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Less haste, less speed

By Fox - 25/02/2013 03:41 - United States

Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML

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By adogg18 - 29/05/2011 08:12 - United States

Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML

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musu_fml 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 12:06

Why on earth would you throw projectiles at other people's moving vehicles? That's a dangerous and dickish thing to do. You utter, utter idiots. I hope you get a conviction that you have to explain to any future employers. #2 I don't know about whichever country this happened in, but if it were in mine I'm sure some kind of assault law, or vandalism, or SOMETHING that covers causing a danger on the roads, would cover it, if there isn't a direct "throwing projectiles at traffic" law.

PlasticShark 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 12:08

You deserve that - you could cause someone to crash their car, think about what you're doing...

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dancinggal88 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 16:59

#35 Its = it's. if you're gonna insist on fixing other people's grammar, you probably want to have decent grammar yourself. i'm just sayin...

boysinabooth 4

Tuesday 6 July 2010 8:54

Hahaha. I was going to say something to that person. I'm just reading through this to see grammar errors. The woes of being bored in the summer.

Bubs_fml 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 17:04

This kid on my school bus tried that one day. He found a perfume bottle and threw it out the window of our bus as we were doing 50mph down the road. It hit the windshield of an oncoming SUV. SUV quickly flips-a-bitch and comes up behind us with flashing lights. He had destroyed the windshield of a state marshall's unmarked SUV. After the state marshall decided not to have him arrested right then and there, he continued with us to school where he immediately ran off and disappeared for a couple of days.

fillmyheart028 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 17:18

wow. smooth.

milo_fml 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 17:24

Wow. That's really shitty of you. You could have killed someone.

save_me_08 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 17:28

So all you people saying that young kids who don't know consequences are too young to be out w/o supervision... did you always have some adult with you when you were out with friends? I know i sure as hell didn't. By out with friends i mean like your buddy comes to the door " Can *insert name here* come out to play?" and their parents were like "Sure we can both come out in about 5 minutes" And yes OP and friends were lil *****. It snowed on campus a few weeks back and people threw snowballs at a bus...sounded like gun shots or something and really shook up the driver...not a good idea

Lou_Briccant 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 17:50

Hahahaha, OP is a winner on so many levels, and I mean that in the most non-sarcastic way possible.

braFTW 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 17:53

Not a FML, more of a good old FAIL.

MonkeySpeaks 4

Thursday 26 March 2009 17:55

You do know what you were doing could have caused a serious accident right? GROW. THE. EFF. UP. If you had hit MY car while i was driving you can bet your ass I would have stopped and called the police on your asses. And then made you pay for any damage that may have happened. Idiot.

musu_fml 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 17:55

"So all you people saying that young kids who don't know consequences are too young to be out w/o supervision... did you always have some adult with you when you were out with friends? I know i sure as hell didn't." No; when I was old enough I went out on my own with enough maturity to be responsible for my actions and not do this kind of stupid stuff. Because, shock horror, my parents actually brought me up properly!

MonkeySpeaks 4

Thursday 26 March 2009 17:59

@37 - THAT is part of the issue. Kids NEED to think about the consequences. Letting the OP off by saying oh its ok you're young and dont understand just gives perfmission for the to do it again becayse "they don't know better" That is the WORSE excuse in the world. I didn't know better. Of course you did. I agree with whoeever said if you are immature enough to do things that could harm another person (and with this they could have SERIOUSLY harmed another person) then no, they shouldn't be out w/out supervision until they CAN understand it. That is what "Grounding" Was for. When you pulled something SO DUMB or outrageous that you cant be trusted not to do it..you get grounded. I REALLY hope this OP got in deep shit for what they did. It was dangerous and stupid.