By dumbo - 30/07/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. Twenty minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML
I agree, your life sucks 63 881
You deserved it 18 917
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Lozza 0

Oh wow, that's actually really sad. Poor Fred. :'(

141 5
Lolbrittany 0

LOL!i added this to my favorites ;D but poor Fred, R.I.P

59 3

Comments

fck_up_majorlol 0

i just died laughing. that was cute and hilarious and totally awwww. haha

0 0
TheCity 0

Sounds cute idk why it just does XD Lmao poor fred :[

0 0
DynamicDave 11

FAIL. The mosquito was female, as male mosquitos are considerably larger and don't suck blood. That said, you're an attractive woman judging by your picture and I'm sure you could've found someone to take you out to dinner or w/e. I know I'd have been glad to do so.

0 0
joce445 0

one time I named a bug in my house. I was 5

0 0
JustinBieberIsOK 0

awww that sucks! I have a butterfly named Justin :D no res

0 0
ryguy997 0

mo, they don't die once you suck your blood. they bring it to their nests and give it to their eggs. bees die when they sting people but only if their stinger and poison sack come out.

2 0
kirbygowoosh 0

thats why u dont name things! i named my moth fred too! my dad squished it...

0 0
jerry10394 0

I'm so glad that I'm popular unlike you. I was probably at that party getting laid. and by the way... I killed ******* Fred !! HAHAHAHAHA

0 1