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By SexyQueen0905 - 17/05/2011 13:05

Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML

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Today, I slipped fell down an entire flight of stairs in front of literally everyone, and after getting back up, I tripped down another flight. Then, instead of silently walking away, I started laughing like a maniac and now everyone probably thinks I'm dumb, clumsy, and crazy. FML

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By UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH - 09/11/2022 22:00

Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML

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raeraymusic1 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 18:51

ouch! I hope you're okay. everyone's clumsy right after they say they're not!

RyanMacVey 17

Tuesday 17 May 2011 18:57

you sound like one of those 'walks into glassdoors' and 'gets hit by parked cars' kinda person

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FlyingLazerWALRU 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 21:05

Have a nice trip, did we? LOLOLOLOLOLOL...no that's a really bad pun. FYL and FML for making bad puns.

ClumsyKee 14

Tuesday 17 May 2011 21:12

LOL that sucks. It's still funny though. Don't worry, you're not the only one with those issues (see username). XD

Fr3nChii 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 21:12

haha :) clutz

e2m2cent 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 21:13

never underestimate the power of jinxing urself...hope ur alright :)

prettypinkpixie 9

Tuesday 17 May 2011 21:15

You're obviously clumsy. Way to prove your friends right.

purpleninja698 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 21:24

It's okay, I'm an even bigger klutz.

byounique16 1

Tuesday 17 May 2011 21:24

That sounds exactly like something that would happen to me! My friends do that to me all the time! Sorry!

eric22446690 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 21:24

wait i dont get it what happend WTF!?

BAMF519 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 21:25

nice goin that jst proves even more that u r

xx_Sarah_xxxxx 6

Tuesday 17 May 2011 21:29

haa you actually just made my day!

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