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By SexyQueen0905 - 17/05/2011 13:05

Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML

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Today, I slipped fell down an entire flight of stairs in front of literally everyone, and after getting back up, I tripped down another flight. Then, instead of silently walking away, I started laughing like a maniac and now everyone probably thinks I'm dumb, clumsy, and crazy. FML

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By UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH - 09/11/2022 22:00

Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML

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Tuesday 17 May 2011 18:51

ouch! I hope you're okay. everyone's clumsy right after they say they're not!

RyanMacVey 17

Tuesday 17 May 2011 18:57

you sound like one of those 'walks into glassdoors' and 'gets hit by parked cars' kinda person

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themanhw 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 1:13

Q.E.D.

Stafono1428 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 4:03

That truly sucks I can totally relate stuff like that happens to me all the time

Evangeline1 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 4:31

story of my life:p

xohsosickx 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 4:59

LMFAO

XxGuard 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 6:54

People call me clumsy at work all the time. I just tell them; I'm not clumsy, I'm accident prone. Makes you look like less of a douche.

619chaos 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 8:07

Hey u lookin for a long distance relationship ;)

jorankay411 6

Wednesday 18 May 2011 15:25

We are all a bit of a klutz at times :)

BrittanyPernell6 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 19:02

ha that's completely me! lol

KickItHigh 32

Thursday 19 May 2011 6:00

Are you the blonde in that FML that tried to prove that blondes aren't dumb, but you ended up walking into something while talking?

SexyQueen0905 24

Thursday 19 May 2011 14:36

No, I'm blavk

babybatman 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 18:51

lolololololol. sounds like me I'm a bull in a china shop so don't feel too bad , hope your okay !

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