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By SexyQueen0905 - 17/05/2011 13:05

Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML

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By blondie - 24/03/2009 23:10 - Australia

Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML

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By Clumsy - 25/04/2009 09:09 - United States

Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tires, and walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, and bust my head on the floor. FML

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By Benjamin - 25/01/2012 05:03 - United States

Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML

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By vee2013 - 26/04/2014 04:22 - Canada - London

Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML

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By Bonk - 04/02/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2025 22:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was walking down the hallway of my office, texting and not paying attention, when I tripped on… nothing. I just practically face-planted onto the floor, and when I looked up, people chatting in the hallway were staring at me, and asked me if I had tripped over my own foot or if a ghost had pranked me. FML

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By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2025 13:30 - India - Jamshedpur

Today, I slipped fell down an entire flight of stairs in front of literally everyone, and after getting back up, I tripped down another flight. Then, instead of silently walking away, I started laughing like a maniac and now everyone probably thinks I'm dumb, clumsy, and crazy. FML

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By HeadStillHurts - 26/10/2016 11:43

Today, I tried to impress a group of friends by jumping a set of stairs on my skateboard. I didn't realize the ceiling dropped down towards the bottom of the stairs and knocked myself out. FML

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By UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH - 09/11/2022 22:00

Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML

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raeraymusic1 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 18:51

ouch! I hope you're okay. everyone's clumsy right after they say they're not!

RyanMacVey 17

Tuesday 17 May 2011 18:57

you sound like one of those 'walks into glassdoors' and 'gets hit by parked cars' kinda person

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RyanMacVey 17

Tuesday 17 May 2011 18:57

you sound like one of those 'walks into glassdoors' and 'gets hit by parked cars' kinda person

HannahForbesxo 13

Tuesday 17 May 2011 19:11

I see your spelling has improved. :)

thebestof1984 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 19:13

I was a little shocked to see him get thumbs up!!

RyanMacVey 17

Tuesday 17 May 2011 19:13

yeah well im sick of the hate... i just want people to like me

Zmeilerr 22

Tuesday 17 May 2011 21:55

You shouldn't care what people think of you.

RyanMacVey 17

Tuesday 17 May 2011 21:58

i know ... but i do

benderbot19 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 22:03

well. why do you call yourself gayboii if you aren't gay? I don't get that.

RyanMacVey 17

Tuesday 17 May 2011 22:06

well it was just a joke at first coz thats what my friends call me... but i sort of regret it now :S

ILoveTabz 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 5:59

so what IS the story behind your "nickname?" :P

RyanMacVey 17

Wednesday 18 May 2011 8:47

im not telling you... it doesnt even matter

tona01 16

Wednesday 18 May 2011 14:01

hey congrats no one is hating you (i mean that in a non sarcastic way) just remember to never sign your FMLs anymore

CAPTmok 7

Tuesday 17 May 2011 18:58

Just hoping OP is not a blonde...

prettypinkpixie 9

Tuesday 17 May 2011 21:18

Because hair color has anything to do with a persons clumsiness?

Googoo27 12

Tuesday 17 May 2011 23:10

not all blondes are stupid

Garyy_fml 11

Wednesday 18 May 2011 4:12

All gingers are stupid.

Shithead12 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 18:58

haha brilliant...!! But hope ya didnt hurt yourself!! :D :P

nickd23 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 19:01

wrong place at the wrong time.

bubblekitty 1

Tuesday 17 May 2011 19:02

it's the cables fault for being in the way

schoujar 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 19:03

haha. I am just as clumsy. I think ditzy chicks are cooler :)

eftup 9

Tuesday 17 May 2011 19:12

ydi

khaya 9

Tuesday 17 May 2011 19:12

Your not clumsy, you're just missing one leg. It's cruel to make fun of people who have to hop.

Michaelgee 2

Tuesday 17 May 2011 19:19

I guess you can say she planned too far "a head" of time. Sincerely, Your useless superhero Bad Pun Man.

hellokat1 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 20:56

Good one dude

Garyy_fml 11

Wednesday 18 May 2011 4:14

I thought it was a good pun...

docscientist 9

Tuesday 17 May 2011 19:28

Head, meet desk. Oh, you two already know each other? Nevermind.

traze 7

Tuesday 17 May 2011 19:59

Yeah it was and instant connection.

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