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By SexyQueen0905 - 17/05/2011 13:05

Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML

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By UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH - 09/11/2022 22:00

Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML

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raeraymusic1 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 18:51

ouch! I hope you're okay. everyone's clumsy right after they say they're not!

RyanMacVey 17

Tuesday 17 May 2011 18:57

you sound like one of those 'walks into glassdoors' and 'gets hit by parked cars' kinda person

Comments

thatclown 4

Tuesday 17 May 2011 19:43

hahaha

massnerder420 4

Tuesday 17 May 2011 19:46

Haha I can see that happening to me.

massnerder420 4

Tuesday 17 May 2011 19:48

Haha I can see that happening to me.

gooberpea11 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 19:55

it's happens to me a lot!!!!!

wazzup182FML 3

Tuesday 17 May 2011 19:56

OMG! i hope the desk is okay :D

Tsunami87 17

Tuesday 17 May 2011 19:57

was the desk ok?

Shayandhearts 2

Tuesday 17 May 2011 20:02

That happens to me all the time xD I am oober clumsy. Hopefully, you didn't hurt yourself too bad! I fell out of a chair at church and tore a ligament in my ankle... I feel your pain! We're all a little clumsy sometimes...or all of the time!

RyanMacVey 17

Tuesday 17 May 2011 20:51

oober hehe... its such a dino word (:

pandabearsmiles 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 22:59

Gah. It's spelled uber. (with the two dots above the 'u')

Shayandhearts 2

Wednesday 18 May 2011 4:25

I know how it's spelled. I just prefer it the way I write it. Do not ask why, I just do.

livin_plur 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 6:21

why the two dots above it?

tona01 16

Wednesday 18 May 2011 14:05

its a german word, without the dots you should read only u, but the pronouncitation changes to ue when you add the dots uber is wrong its über or ueber

rawrchikarawr 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 20:10

Epic fail(: nicely done

johnacapo 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 20:34

gud job!(: lol.

Jojo07_fml 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 20:51

don't worry Hun. my best friend is keeping a log of how many times I get hurt. she started 5 months into the school year and lost track after 27. that was in a 3 month period.

Shayandhearts 2

Wednesday 18 May 2011 4:27

Oh my. I hope it's like not a serious 'hurt' D: I have a friend who just keeps finding shtuff wrong with her, bless her heart. I hope you stay okay too! :)