Intimacy: Today, my girfriend of two years told me she wasn't actually...

By Anonymous - 26/03/2011 22:26 - United States

Today, my girfriend of two years told me she wasn't actually a lesbian and our relationship was more of a 'learning experience'. FML

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By anonymous - 06/09/2016 03:05 - United States - Monroe

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 23:01 - United States - Bristol

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML

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By fd_uplife - 05/07/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2012 22:06 - Thailand - Bangkok

Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML

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By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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The reverse beard

By heart-broken - 03/07/2009 01:33 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She's not actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together for over a year, and I've been in love with her for over five. FML

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Gender bending

By Recluse - 21/11/2014 18:18

Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 01:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML

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Never cross that line

By Anonymous - 17/10/2023 10:00

Today, my lesbian best friend told me she might be bi and wanted to try sex with a guy she trusts, AKA me. She eventually convinced me, but after we'd had 'weird best friend sex' she decided she’s a lesbian after all, and I “took advantage of her temporary confusion,” so we’re not friends anymore. WTF? FML

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Sunday 27 March 2011 0:42

Learning for what!?!? Pleasuring a man with manboobs and a really tiny dick?

YankeesUniverse 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 0:38

Comments

Lalala1996 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 1:17

Gahross.

forgettingsunday 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 1:19

how is being gay gross? close minded pig. -_-

sweetcheeksjvl 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 1:21

lol that sucks lesbians as well

gammielikeoh 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 1:27

good for her. lesbians are gross

kinga08 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 1:30

Just because they don't follow your way of life or have the same moral standards as you does not mean they're gross. Just don't comment if you don't like it and try to respect others, please. Lesbians are humans too and have feelings, believe it or not.

Animeluver 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 1:31

wow

josebeto1 6

Sunday 27 March 2011 1:39

thanks for looking on the bright side!

NaoPudding 8

Sunday 27 March 2011 1:42

While it sucks that you were with her two years and you feel hurt by what she said, I think it's a good idea to keep in mind how she feels too. She probably does care about you and finally told you the truth to keep from hurting you further because she was probably so confused on she felt.