By Anonymous - 26/03/2011 22:26 - United States

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Today, my girfriend of two years told me she wasn't actually a lesbian and our relationship was more of a 'learning experience'. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 938
You deserved it 11 753

Same thing different taste

Top comments

perdix 29

Learning for what!?!? Pleasuring a man with manboobs and a really tiny dick?

Comments

the relationship was a test, and you failed. ):

memo619 0

well there's still a chance for her to go full on lesbian and by judging how men treat women today, I'm sure she'll turn into one :P

memo619 0
Picking_Kuppies 0

I mean, it's not that hard for a girl to suddenly be attracted to another girl. Girls are hot, and I'm not afraid to admit that, being one myself. Hey, it's not like I haven't thought about it before. If I can't find another guy once me and my boyfriend are through, I'm probably going to go pick up a chick. I'm not going to "turn gay" though.

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Dude, learn how to find humor in a funny comment.

memo619 0

Op has been together with her for 2 years, aside that she's not a lesbian they had 2 years to bond. if someone doesn't get attached to someone after that long then I'm sure there's something wrong with that person. I was implying that she will eventually turn lesbian, I mean after 2 years of pretending to be one, I'm sure she liked some stuff

ohthebloodygore 16

You're all idiots. Except Kay of course. You can't be a lesbian just because you've pretended to be one.

memo619 0

you should read the conversation over again, where did I ever say she was a lesbian?

ohthebloodygore 16

44, I never insinuated that you said she was a lesbian. I'm simply saying just because you pretend to be something for a certain amount of time doesn't mean you'll turn into one. You should read my comment again.

I like how every single comment memo has made on this thread got burried.

memo619 0

Sure I agree with you on that, but the bond that they have is 2 years old, possibly longer. It might be the case that they're emotionally attached and nothing more

I'm pretty sure you are born with your sexuality, in that you can chose your hair colour by dying it and stuff but you can't chose to be lesbian or not, you just love who you love <3 you dont chose a sexuality you discover it over time is the easiest explanation :) :L juuuust saying <3

memo619 0

I know plenty of people whom have turned gay I don't know what's your issue here, it's like saying someone who is gay can't turn straight.

KaySL, just shut the **** up. Damn get a life and stop arguing over the web.

ohthebloodygore is so right :D <3 if someone pretended to be a dog for 2 years they wouldn't just BE one would they? :L *sigh* x

I used to be gay, but then I shoved a bible up my ass and prayed so hard I shit myself, and it cured me! Memo was my priest and saved me from eternal hell.

No offence but you wouldnt waste 2 years off your life on an 'experiment' they must have had something between them, you wouldnt eat pussy for 2 years unless you were a dyke. I aint agreeing with this douche but he does have a point.

ohthebloodygore 16

68, those people weren't truly homosexual, bisexual or whatever else they referred to themselves as. People get confused and then label themselves. Later on in life they realise they mislabeled themselves. It happens. It doesn't mean that a lesbian became straight or whatever. It just means they were unsure of what they really wanted at that time and thought wrong. I've had a few friends call themselves bisexual because they met some girls who they thought they liked. Later on they realised they weren't really bisexual and all that other bullshit. 71, you're an idiot. 72, thank you.

quit fighting guys :L <3 you can't chose sexuality, your either born hetrosexual/ homosexual etc etc whatever :) you can't force yourself to fall in love with someone of the gender your not attracted to..so just stop screwin at eachother :L <3

memo619 0

Did I not just state that I wasn't trolling? this argument is pointless if you're not going to take into consideration my perspective and blindly only follow your own.

That's right, someone who is gay can't turn straight. You are one or the other and born that way. Just because someone hides who they truly are doesn't change that basic fact. Coloring over the spots on a leopard does not change the fact that it is still a leopard. Damn you are annoying, #68. You need to do some research before spouting off.

ohthebloodygore 16

82, you're welcome. Always a pleasure to call everyone an idiot. 85, I'd consider you trolling. Just because you don't think you're trolling doesn't mean you aren't actually doing it.

Um my opinion? I honestly think everyone is bi to some degree, and sexuality, as a form of pleasure/comfort, can change according to whims or experiences. Same way personality traits or hobbies can change. Makes more sense when I go more in depth with my theory but I don't feel like typing it all.

I think everyone in this ridiculous thread needs to take three shots of Jägermeister, get naked, jump in a pool full of jello, and **** the next three people they happen to touch. That'll solve everything, the argument will be over, and I won't have to continue reading all this GODDAMNED SHIT. Jägermeister is right over there...

Takador 3

My mind wants a girl but my body needs a man, what am I???

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Haha. Kay, my comment wasn't meant for you. It was to go under Perdix' comment.

A7X_LoVeee 10
A7X_LoVeee 10

I just ******* failed hard.

flickyourbic1223 7

Your 15, you shouldn't have a sexuality.

is it just me or is this memo kid just a nerdy version of Eric Forman from that 70's show what a loser

briidontgive_ 0

Congradulations #186, your straight.

Darko21 5

Provide all said things and I'll gladly do so..

I believe that all people are born bisexual, and then discover their preference later in life, through exposure to various things and various experiences.

I don't think you're born gay. I mean think about it, strictly science here, is it a gene that you're given? A dominate sexual preference? It doesn't make sense to have been born gay. It's all about the environment you're brought up in. Same goes for a natural born killer. It just doesn't fit.

wiggs5 0

my god!.. KaySL: you really seem like a jerk from the comments I've read of yours. chill out.

86 there are way too many factors to take into consideration about a person's life to just bluntly make statements such as "you're born gay or straight and you cannot change" that's stupid to even say...

ohthebloodygore, you're pretty damn awesome! And nice about section.

adela119 0

why is this kid right?? hahaha good one :) im straight tho lol

Goddammit. just shut up about it all already. you've all left your opinions multiple times. leave Kay alone. KaySL is being KaySL. Be afraid. If she isn't ripping you you should probably be wondering what's wrong. now go back to reading FMLs and trolling the Internet.

Wow...I'm not a flame war virgin anymore.....

204 - You are born gay. Just like people with down syndrome, or another disability, it's in their genes. Something that isn't developed right, or something along those lines. They can't help it.

Well she is obviously into girls regardless of what she labels herself. Stick with it and see if it can work, learning experiences can be fun for the both of you. However, if she is just using you as somewhat of a novelty, get out now.

Luck fables. I get labeled all the time, but I don't really care what people think, cause usually people who use labels use them cause they can't think for themselves.

barb_pointe 0

I agree with #14. She probably meant learning experience as in she learned something from it, not that she was in a relationship with you only wanting it to be a learning experience. I doubt that a learning experince would last two years. I know, I could be wrong though.

hahaha wow but I'm sure you can find another gf unless you're realllllyyyy butchy

I'm butch and have no issues getting girls... You wouldn't know butch if it came and hit you with a 2x4.

heathersmorin 0

Every "butch" lesbian I know is in a relationship or is married. And yes I said married, they deserve to have it be called married not a civil union. So get your facts straight before you go running your mouth like you know what lesbian want!!!

if that was just a learning experience, then u suck, and cant get a real gf

katelyn2013 1