Miscellaneous: Today, my girl and I were in bed trying to nap before class....

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 17:23 - United States

Today, my girl and I were in bed trying to nap before class. She kept tossing and turning, obvious signs that she was having no luck. Sweetly, I ask her if there was anything I could do to help her relax. She says "you can tell me a story about your day, that always puts me to sleep". FML

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Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML

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By hugedissapointment - 09/08/2009 12:43 - United States

Today, I had a girl come over to my house that I had been texting for four days. I asked her what she wanted to do and she replied "take a nap". Becoming really excited I lead her to my bedroom and went to the hiding spot for my condoms, she was serious about the nap. FML

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Monday 25 April 2011 22:30

69 hahahahah

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Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:07

i think people should start a new trend. instead of saying "first" like an asshole, i think they should brag about being the 69th comment =P

Comments

heather889121 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 0:49

i tell my man to talk to me, that way i can fall asleep... because his voice soothes me, and i feel more relaxed... it's not because i'm a bitch... hopefully she's the same...

UltimateIdiot911 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 1:25

Don't feel bad, my gf does the same or she just ask me to start talking about something I'm interested in.

Paynegwynn 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 1:42

Man, I feel bad for... I mean... that's so mean of her to say... zzz...

chrisapoo23 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 1:53

i bet u she found out than used her passive aggressive little comment so she could be proposed to on some romantic. dont give in to that bitch

Tbuccola 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 2:20

Haha either she is funny, or a total jerk! :p

5ive 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 2:51

Funny but boring story. Your story truely does put me to sleep

maddy_waddy 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 2:56

Hahahaha aww maybe she means it's comforting to her... maybe she likes hearing your voice!! And, maybe she was kidding or something.

Jaxro 6

Wednesday 1 April 2009 3:37

I find this funny, because my girlfriends voice puts me to sleep. Not that she is boring, her voice is very calming.

Cancel_fml 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 3:37

Jeez dude. Way to be over sensitive about it. She was probably kidding. This isn't a FML at all.

newb_01 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 3:58

oh, i hope you're reading over these comments. you are an absolute sweet-heart. there aren't many guys left who would actually just nap with their girlfriend without trying to get sex out of it first. and i dont think your girlfriend was trying to be rude