By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 17:23 - United States

Today, my girl and I were in bed trying to nap before class. She kept tossing and turning, obvious signs that she was having no luck. Sweetly, I ask her if there was anything I could do to help her relax. She says "you can tell me a story about your day, that always puts me to sleep". FML
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ohhboyy 0

i think people should start a new trend. instead of saying "first" like an asshole, i think they should brag about being the 69th comment =P

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brunettesara5722 17

ydi for being in bed wit ur girl and not doing anything with her ;)

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fsaskid 0

You should have said "ok sure, so anyway I went to the clinic today and the tests were positive" see if she sleeps then!

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kyliebear 15

Hmm, seems you have a problem there. You are the 70th! be proud :)

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saddgurl 0

I don't think she ment for it to sound like that...like after hearing a story it puts her to sleep something like that maybe?

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turbobutt11 0

She could have said it in a nice way. Maybe it makes her happy and relax:p

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bigbadwolf078 4

Lmfao sounds like my girl.

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