By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 17:23 - United States

Today, my girl and I were in bed trying to nap before class. She kept tossing and turning, obvious signs that she was having no luck. Sweetly, I ask her if there was anything I could do to help her relax. She says "you can tell me a story about your day, that always puts me to sleep". FML
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ohhboyy 0

i think people should start a new trend. instead of saying "first" like an asshole, i think they should brag about being the 69th comment =P

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xMooMoox 0

I hope she was kidding, if not leave her. WOOHOO I'M NUMBER 13!

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turkishjew 0

no #12 is not #13

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keyairia 0

lmao. that's funny.... if she was kidding. she probably was. if not... daaaaaang. someone's not very nice.

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NowListenHereHo 0

Haha, shouldn't the story be the other way around?

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orianam 0

lol, i'm sure she was kidding and it was just a teasing thing. if so, i thought it was rather cute

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xMooMoox 0

Crap I was number 12! I was typing 12 and hit 13 instead and started to erase it and figured it was a sign! Lol I guess not. but now I will be both 12 and 13 lol! Edit: I'm number 16. That sign sucked :(

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Amkii 0

Huh. Usually it's the other way around...

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mrcarmine 0

to be honest, i think that's absolutely adorable. no ****. i'd spoon with her and tell her about my day.

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MrRecon72 0

That girl is ICE COLD! Look on the bright side though, she could have said sex.

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