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By Nick - 08/07/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

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By Zoogangcapk - 01/01/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML

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MrHughJass 0

Friday 8 July 2011 11:46

You're doing it wrong.

doctor_awesome 8

Friday 8 July 2011 11:47

is her name Mary?

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SamiGirl19 2

Tuesday 12 July 2011 11:54

ydi . you dated three years and wouldnt sleep with her? that seems like your fault. just sayin.

bachmed 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 12:17

your pathetic and deserve it for not making a move, 3 YEARS? lol sad

Chase250 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 16:31

you sure you aimed it?

kamasuttr 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 17:56

are u secretly gay? is that why, after 3 years ur a virgin? shit if my girl wanted 2 stay a virgin, I would have cheated on her 2

LexxiLes 3

Tuesday 12 July 2011 20:47

You have been with her for 3 Years n you haven't had sex with her???! She's horny mannn!!

worksux200 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:05

um no, only you have been in a relationship for 3 years

momolover1 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:36

i agree with #342

angelgirlbaby12 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 3:43

I couldn't do that bud I would go nuts with out sex why didn't u give it to her it would have never happened if u just banged her

Mortoli 30

Wednesday 22 October 2014 17:16

Maybe wanted to wait for marriage. Maybe she wanted to "wait" for marriage either way shoulda popped the question sooner.

littlelotte98 3

Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:49

well at least you know your not the father,right?

oliboi 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 6:55

ydi, 3 years n no sex. your fault bro

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