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By peace_lost - 29/06/2009 22:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I walked to her couch while kissing with our eyes closed. Stumbling, we reached the couch and dropped our bodies, her on top of me. What I didn't know was that her kitty, Elvis, was napping. Elvis was very angry. FML
I agree, your life sucks 418
You deserved it 96
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Alex_DeLarge 0

So you were on a couch, with a hot girl on top of you, and you were yelling "Get off me, Elvis!"

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sillypuppy 0

That is where Elvis meets pelvis--and then evil Elvis scratches horny pelvis.

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Avenging_Angel 0

Poor kitty. And I loved the way you wrote this XD

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panicked 0

i agree with #5. (: and for some reason i love that last line.

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Glam_fml 0

It's more like **** the cats life. He is the one whose nap was interrupted and then physically crushed by two large creatures.

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Kman09 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! when u put it that way it makes sense lol!

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sillypuppy 0

That is where Elvis meets pelvis--and then evil Elvis scratches horny pelvis.

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willowflame13 0

wow i seriously glanced at the post and saw like "dropped onto couch and something snapped. elivs was a kitty" and i was like "oh shit he killed her cat!" then i reread it. the real version doesnt suck nearly as much as the one i saw. haha

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Gaby_peaceandluv 0

I thought the same thing haha

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theluckygirl28 8

Yes, well, how happy could Elvis be with you on top of him?

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d347hm4n 0

Now that has for to be some mean scratches.

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SweetestSin 4

i bet that is one pissed pussy, i would be too if you plopped on me! maybe you should go stroke it and make if feel better - F your girlfriend for naming her cat Elvis - does the cat sing?

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clarkson_fml 0

hehe pussy got in the way of u getting pussy ^_^

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