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By peace_lost - 29/06/2009 22:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I walked to her couch while kissing with our eyes closed. Stumbling, we reached the couch and dropped our bodies, her on top of me. What I didn't know was that her kitty, Elvis, was napping. Elvis was very angry. FML
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Alex_DeLarge 0

So you were on a couch, with a hot girl on top of you, and you were yelling "Get off me, Elvis!"

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sillypuppy 0

That is where Elvis meets pelvis--and then evil Elvis scratches horny pelvis.

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depechemode 0

nice writing skills! You're a stupid hounddog though, FYL

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KINGMARIO_fml 0

big deal, you hooked up & got scratched a bit. if you killed it & she got rid of you then that would be bad.

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b_shizzle 0

Oh come on, you're obviously not an animal lover if that's what you think

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Phallus_fml 0

The first sentence sounds a tad awkward. And the last sentence I expected to be something like "We killed Elvis. FML"

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cassiie_fml 0

lol poor cat :L

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smith_c 0

U got cockblocked by a pussy.

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Otium_fml 3

Aw~ I feel sorry for you. (And Elvis.) But you'll surely laugh at this in the future, wait and see.

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gorguz14evar 0

Poor Elvis. Im not sympathizing for you. its not a FML. for you. Its for elvis.

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nutmeghan 0

agreed! that poor cat...the human should watch where he's going!

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