By Anonymous - 25/05/2010 23:33 - Canada

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when her cat attacked me. I was pissed, so I grabbed the cat and rushed outside to get rid of it. Little did I know, her parents were home, sitting outside. So I was naked, with a feral cat in front of my junk trying to kill me. All I could say was "Nice Weather?" FML
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nateypooo 0

that really sucks.cat=$500 gf=$1000 gfs parents seeing u naked with the cat= priceless

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irish_love 0

wow.. you are not very smart.. why would you run outside naked in the first place?! why not dress first? your not even at your own home!!

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FYLDeep 25

Not a good idea to just run outside all willy-nilly. You need to use that thing in your head. This could have been worse.

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HeatherXCore 0

All his blood was in his pork sword he couldn't think. Dx

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ispitflames 3

hahha op I'd say something like tha

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krazykiya12095 0

why did yuuh qo out naked ? & yuuh didnt even hav 2 leave the house ! all yuuh had 2 do was take him out tge room then close the door, idiot .

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CryosFear 14

Your grammar is giving me a massive ass cancer, b0ss

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ismokeweed 0

high five bro. that will make an awesome story.

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shayyyyy 0

whyTF would u run outside naked anyway? YDI. just open the door an push the cat outl

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manbizzle 1

I love how all these sex FML's happen while the OP is still living at home. great parenting skills there.

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