By Anonymous - 25/05/2010 23:33 - Canada

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when her cat attacked me. I was pissed, so I grabbed the cat and rushed outside to get rid of it. Little did I know, her parents were home, sitting outside. So I was naked, with a feral cat in front of my junk trying to kill me. All I could say was "Nice Weather?" FML
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nateypooo 0

that really sucks.cat=$500 gf=$1000 gfs parents seeing u naked with the cat= priceless

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irish_love 0

wow.. you are not very smart.. why would you run outside naked in the first place?! why not dress first? your not even at your own home!!

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toobigtoofail 0

Ydi just throw that thing out the window and get back to taming that good pussy

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Critter456 0

you just made my day! this is sooo what I needed! LMFAO! kinda sux for you though.

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2010fmlfan2010 0

Aww sorry to hear that! what did her parents say or do?

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bunny911 16

Thank you! I thought I was the only person thinking this.

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Egg_Shen 0

Fine story up until the last line. You did not say that.

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piercebuddy 0

you should of said "you can join in if you want to"

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glitterbabe224 0

**** blocked by a pussy(: sorry, first thing that came to mind(:

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canitbe 0

#86. hahahahah that's a good one. who would ever guessed that's possible.

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Tearing 0

Nice weather it is. Seven inches of rain.

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