By Anonymous - 10/11/2015 06:29 - United States - Du Bois

Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about the difference between the U.S. and Canada when she asked me if they have their own government. She wasn't sure if they were governed by the U.S. or if they didn't have a government at all. She's a 33-year-old college graduate. FML
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Tripartita 44

They don't have a government at all. It's up to the citizens to print their own colorful money and make up arbitrary laws on the spot. If two citizens have conflicting laws, they fight to the death, and depending on the victor's subjective laws, they then might have to imprison them self.

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Stuby14 19

Maybe she though we were all one country called the U.S of Eh

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cats54321 19

Having a degree doesn't necessarily mean you're smart

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redheadedmonster 24

Having a college degree doesn't guarantee common sense

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Witchylady 17

Your girlfriend is stupid. Just plain ignorant and stupid.

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nutellabanana_fml 6

Everyone is allowed one stupid question in their life. You think she's stupid because of that? More than half of Americans citizens don't know the 50 states, let alone where they are... ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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HaleyMae321 5

F her life because she's with a jerk like you. The same goes for those of you commenting rudely about your significant other. That's just rude. Who cares if they don't understand some things. Everybody's different. Everybody learns differently. Get over it?

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artymisscat 2

Wait, does that mean the USA has it's own government? I assumed it was run by a coalition of Mall Management Companies, Wall Street, and Taylor Doose from Stars Hallow.

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tomvertigo 17

Being a college graduate doesnt mean she knows everything. You know - like in Legally Blonde.

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blackonblight 32

Look, they may call it clown "college" but where's her degree is all I'm asking.

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purple_bunnies 20

As a Canadian, I can confirm we are in fact governed by the most powerful moose (there's a competition held every 4 years to determine the victor) and a council of beavers

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worldclassrager 39

Their government is a little strange I can make that point...

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PuppiesKisses 15

No it's not. In this society we have 24/7 access to the largest amount of information our species has ever amassed. If she was in high school like he rest of us where when we were taught about the Canadian government in social science maybe.

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