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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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Friday 11 September 2009 23:23

Hope your dumb girlfriend realized she made herself look retarded doing that.

genius_man16 0

Friday 11 September 2009 23:23

What a cheating bitch! But hey, be glad you're rid of her.

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 1:05

Their rip-off of What Hurts The Most is terrible. I had to listen to the original 20 times to cleanse myself after i heard it

sch1ll 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 1:11

hahahah that girl needs to put a sicker on her phone er some shitt, so ya'll know the damn difference.

sTejaski 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 1:17

Never the woman is it? How dreary and self obsessed women are

LatinoHeat 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 1:21

YDI for giving your girlfriend's number to Clay Aiken.

lifeislife_fml 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 1:29

Haaa what an idiot. Don't worry, she'll find out soon enough when she realizes that she has the wrong phone. Or when she comes back to get her phone if she left without taking anything.

Tubasaurus 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 1:48

Wow. Forget any possibility of her cheating, I would break up with her for being such an idiot.

purplegrl 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 1:51

maybe she knew it was her phone and thats really why she ran off :)

mrbattleman 10

Saturday 12 September 2009 1:58

the best way to get her back is for you to shove a pineapple up her ****** it'll be so streched out no one will wanna **** her after that also it would be really painful for her