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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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zOMGitsdc 0

Friday 11 September 2009 23:23

Hope your dumb girlfriend realized she made herself look retarded doing that.

genius_man16 0

Friday 11 September 2009 23:23

What a cheating bitch! But hey, be glad you're rid of her.

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17xVampx17 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 0:02

You guys realize she was probably pretending to be pissed so she could go see this guy and let him **** her silly?

zjweldon 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 0:12

Uhm, either your dating a bi, your bi yourself, or this is fake. Y would a girl wanna get it on with her if she wasn't?? Idk, maybe fyl

twiggly 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 0:25

FYL. If she's still your girlfriend tomorrow you're to blame if you catch her cheating (again...apparently).

MelanieBerrigan 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 0:26

she wasn't pissed! she knew it was her phone but she ran out to go have sex with the other guy who said he would "**** her silly". that is why OP is saying FML because he knows she went to go cheat on him.

Treece 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 0:34

Wow...Fail for her knowing she was cheating and assuming it was you.

Daniel0721 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 0:38

What's the point of commenting on FMLs anyway?

lonelyandbroke 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 0:39

I agree with mc0carrie if she thought it was the guys phone she would have looked to see who the text was from and know it was her phone. I call FAKE. I doubt the settings and profiles matched as well, I would think one might be able to tell the difference after getting as far as the inbox.

HopeisaPanda 12

Saturday 17 September 2016 22:35

The way my phone works is you click on the message, enter the password(because i have one) and it takes you straight there. You might not see the name and you dont have to go through alot of steps. Attention seeker?