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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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zOMGitsdc 0

Friday 11 September 2009 23:23

Hope your dumb girlfriend realized she made herself look retarded doing that.

genius_man16 0

Friday 11 September 2009 23:23

What a cheating bitch! But hey, be glad you're rid of her.

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_YDI 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 2:33

YDI for not switching to geico

PlasmaWafflez 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 2:47

ROFLMFAO

jessicaislameee 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 2:56

lmao, more like a wtf!

blink831forever 13

Saturday 12 September 2009 3:01

LOL. That sucks!

mel322 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 3:27

wow lol..she sucks ...and shes really stupid...wonder what she did after she realized its her own fone

a_z__0_9 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 3:28

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones started going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. I picked up the phone and the text message read, "I wish you were here! I'd **** you silly" I got pissed and ran out. Then I returned to the room five minutes later to grab the phone since it was my phone that the text was sent to. FML

Casualt1234 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 3:41

no that's okay, we'll keep this FML. you can keep that version to yourself.

WaterMist 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 3:39

Wait- were the phones both on vibrate or something? I have a pretty unique kind of "chime" sound when I receive a text message, and normally people set their text message receiving notification a little differently from eachother...