By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
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zOMGitsdc 0

Hope your dumb girlfriend realized she made herself look retarded doing that.

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genius_man16 0

What a cheating bitch! But hey, be glad you're rid of her.

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MistrSteezy 0

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH

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xoconnie 8

oucchhh, dude that sucksss. maybe it was one of her friends kidding? but also, wouldnt she have recognized the contact name?! and it would be from a girl so why would it be to her phone? unless shes like lesbo? hmmmm

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CheshireHalli 19

Or it could have been an act. =)

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xoconnie 8

dude that sucksss. maybe it was one if her friends kidding.? AND WTF wouldnt she recognize the contacts namee that texted her? somethings fishyyy. shes retarded and didnt read the persons nameee?! and it would be from a guy that wrote that to her so wouldnt she realize its herss. ?!!

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xoconnie 8

i just wrote 2 comments cuz i didnt think the 1st one worked hahaha im stupid

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

"...What hurts the most Was being so close And havin' so much to say And watchin' you walk away..."

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canucksrule88 0

yeah why would you pick the most popular song of a no name white band! seriously though some of your posts are a little bid too punk/emo lets mix it up get some reggae, r&b, techno, and other genres

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RJB 0

Whats hurts the Most-Cascada.

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

STFU Cascada is a lame-ass rip off that sounds like shit and came out 2 years later Cascada's version= FAIL x 57,007.3

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

@No name wrong. not no-name, not punk/emo one of the most popular country/pop crossovers in existece

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_electricbonbon 0

you look like zac efron.

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lalalaski 3

*Rascal Flatts I fear for the future.

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canucksrule88 0

oh bellaellaella, I wish you were here! I'd **** you silly happy? :)

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mc0carrie 0

that doesn't make sense...it says who it's from on the message.....I call fakeee

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akvandervort 21

So... actually she wasn't pissed she was running out to go meet her f**k buddy, obviously!! Duh!!

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