Health: Today, my girlfriend bought several bottles of Potassium Iodine...

By radiationkillz - 21/03/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend bought several bottles of Potassium Iodine pills and a gas mask, due to the radiation scare from Japan. We live in Texas. FML

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By ithinkimturningjapanese - 06/08/2015 08:33 - United States - Apo

Today, I was diagnosed with food poisoning for the third time since moving to this base in Japan. My husband keeps cooking questionable meat and vegetables from the commissary because he thinks the food from a Japanese grocery store is radioactive. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2013 18:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I both developed food poisoning from last night's sushi. Our apartment has one bathroom. FML

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By SF49 - 16/01/2013 18:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family. She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decided to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills. She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid. FML

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By Heavy D - 06/09/2012 13:45 - United States

Today, I was driving with my boss and she held her breath as we drove past a cell tower, because she didn't want to "breathe in any radiation." I have to take orders from this moron. FML

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By Mudturtle - 19/12/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, I got a fantastic job offer at a nuclear power plant. My girlfriend seemed really shocked and upset when I told her. Apparently, working there will make me radioactive, and our children will be mutants. I don't know where to begin with this one. FML

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By flowerman - 26/12/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML

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Blockages

By jakestorm - 04/09/2019 20:00

Today, my girlfriend texted me to pick her up some medicine because she’s "all plugged up." When I arrived with laxatives, she yelled at me. She meant her sinuses. FML

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By badtrip - 03/03/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML

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By StormSeason - 29/10/2012 12:03 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my dad watched the news and decided to start preparing for Hurricane Sandy by buying $300 worth of long-life and canned food. We live in Australia. FML

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You OK?

By Anonymous - 21/03/2021 11:01 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, while I was working in the drive-through at work, a lady was wearing kitchen oven-mitts and a snorkeling mask instead of gloves and a mask to pick up her prescription. FML

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delyter 0

Monday 21 March 2011 12:24

no offense but ur gf may be a retard

jmrtheman 3

Monday 21 March 2011 12:26

I hope your gf is hella hot to make up how dumb she is.

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ohyeahParis_fml 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 21:16

if she is half as hot as she is stupid.......JACKPOT!!!!!

tristantroll11 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 21:50

what a tard!!!

iluvpink10 0

Monday 28 March 2011 3:11

hey at least if it hits Texas you'll be safe but ur girlfriends dumb no offense

Luisb1992_fml 0

Monday 28 March 2011 4:08

Leave her

kronicstdz 0

Monday 28 March 2011 10:24

better safe than sorry

kykyshay 0

Monday 28 March 2011 21:31

yee haw cow boy!

japagaijin 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:40

Dude, I'm IN Japan, just south of Tokyo, and I don't have iodide pills or a gas mask!!

nalia18 8

Wednesday 30 March 2011 8:43

uhm...

finalyearsofhate 22

Wednesday 6 April 2011 15:11

it's potassium iodide, not iodine.

Starquake24 0

Friday 10 February 2012 1:18

Thank god someone here knows the right way to write KI.

Bobakiss 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 7:51

I blame Fox News.

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