Health: Today, my girlfriend bought several bottles of Potassium Iodine...

By radiationkillz - 21/03/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend bought several bottles of Potassium Iodine pills and a gas mask, due to the radiation scare from Japan. We live in Texas. FML

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By ithinkimturningjapanese - 06/08/2015 08:33 - United States - Apo

Today, I was diagnosed with food poisoning for the third time since moving to this base in Japan. My husband keeps cooking questionable meat and vegetables from the commissary because he thinks the food from a Japanese grocery store is radioactive. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2013 18:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I both developed food poisoning from last night's sushi. Our apartment has one bathroom. FML

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By SF49 - 16/01/2013 18:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family. She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decided to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills. She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid. FML

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By Heavy D - 06/09/2012 13:45 - United States

Today, I was driving with my boss and she held her breath as we drove past a cell tower, because she didn't want to "breathe in any radiation." I have to take orders from this moron. FML

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By Mudturtle - 19/12/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, I got a fantastic job offer at a nuclear power plant. My girlfriend seemed really shocked and upset when I told her. Apparently, working there will make me radioactive, and our children will be mutants. I don't know where to begin with this one. FML

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By flowerman - 26/12/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML

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By jakestorm - 04/09/2019 20:00

Today, my girlfriend texted me to pick her up some medicine because she’s "all plugged up." When I arrived with laxatives, she yelled at me. She meant her sinuses. FML

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By badtrip - 03/03/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML

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By StormSeason - 29/10/2012 12:03 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my dad watched the news and decided to start preparing for Hurricane Sandy by buying $300 worth of long-life and canned food. We live in Australia. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2021 11:01 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, while I was working in the drive-through at work, a lady was wearing kitchen oven-mitts and a snorkeling mask instead of gloves and a mask to pick up her prescription. FML

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delyter 0

Monday 21 March 2011 12:24

no offense but ur gf may be a retard

jmrtheman 3

Monday 21 March 2011 12:26

I hope your gf is hella hot to make up how dumb she is.

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mexmelli13 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 9:22

eyyyyh atexas(:

mexmelli13 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 14:22

eyyyyh atexas(:

mexmelli13 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 15:22

eyyyyh atexas(:

Emilyroxx 3

Wednesday 23 March 2011 19:31

This is why I don't live in Texas.

HunterAlpha1 8

Thursday 24 March 2011 3:49

this is why i'm glad you don't live in Texas. go jump off a bridge.

mexmelli13 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 20:21

eyyyyh atexas(:

mexmelli13 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 21:21

eyyyyh atexas(:

Clare420 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 0:33

my mom got those pills and I take them. but we live in Hawaii...

ChristinaLove138 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 6:41

lol im in Cali. i didnt do that

Captainipples 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 9:57

lol she must be a blonde xD

random1st 2

Thursday 24 March 2011 12:33

wow cause for one a gas mask doesn't work for radiation you yourself a keeper haha at least she is ready for war

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