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By heartbroken - 22/01/2010 01:18 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

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By Username - 29/05/2011 04:41 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML

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By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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You deserved it 98

By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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You deserved it 3 733

By schwange - 15/05/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

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You deserved it 3 889

By Olive - 19/12/2008 04:11 - France

Today, and for the last two weeks I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML

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You deserved it 40 724

By WTF - 12/09/2013 23:08 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML

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You deserved it 4 487

By I hate games - 18/08/2015 20:17 - United States - Belton

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML

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You deserved it 5 186

By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 08:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

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You deserved it 3 863

el_erico 0

Friday 22 January 2010 9:14

That is a completely rational reason to break up with someone. I would probably have stabbed you in the neck by then.

kachaa 0

Friday 22 January 2010 9:16

Well of course! Girls only go for the guys that say "roflmao"... sheesh get with the program...

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fluffy_nuggets 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 7:39

I'm sorry but your an idiot.

Darklozer23 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 13:13

I'd dump you to man sorry haha

Computersrule 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 5:29

That just proves that she is not worth it

lol32360 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 5:55

it is annoying....

lindsaylu98 0

Friday 18 March 2011 17:27

that would be annoying...

sykokitti 15

Monday 28 March 2011 4:00

what a fag ydi... id have knocked your a$$ out haha

tic_tac_toe 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 7:45

LOL HILARIOUS

FYL1313 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 5:09

lol

Evangeline1 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 17:20

I don't blame her cause it's really annoying when people say"lol" outside of the computer

Itssoxoxrash4_ 2

Tuesday 26 April 2011 18:50

I would break up with you too!

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Today, I went to the bar with some friends. When we walked in, we picked a table at random in the same area as a bunch of older men. The oldest, fattest, ugliest man at the table looked me over then stared at my chest. He then started to motorboat the air in the direction of my boobs. FML

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Today, like every day, my boss was complaining about something or other, but this time it was work that I knew he'd done himself, and he still blamed me. FML

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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML

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Today, my idiot roommate read somewhere that bacon grease could be used on squeaky doors and windows. Now, we're desperately trying to scrub the rancid goop out of door hinges and window tracks. Our whole place smells like rotten pig ass and death. FML

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Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML

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Today, after a whole summer of waiting, I went to check my school's website so that I could start my first year again since I had some complications the first time round. I found out that they'd blocked my account and that the fee I'd have to pay was now triple the original. FML

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Today, I introduced my friend to a show I really like. I told her that I’m only halfway through the second season, but she should check it out. Since she’s on leave from work, she decided to binge watch every available episode, then text me multiple spoilers. FML

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