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By heartbroken - 22/01/2010 01:18 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

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By Username - 29/05/2011 04:41 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML

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By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By schwange - 15/05/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

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By Olive - 19/12/2008 04:11 - France

Today, and for the last two weeks I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML

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By WTF - 12/09/2013 23:08 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML

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By I hate games - 18/08/2015 20:17 - United States - Belton

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 08:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

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el_erico 0

Friday 22 January 2010 9:14

That is a completely rational reason to break up with someone. I would probably have stabbed you in the neck by then.

kachaa 0

Friday 22 January 2010 9:16

Well of course! Girls only go for the guys that say "roflmao"... sheesh get with the program...

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kkerwood 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 3:26

true that.

silverstar210 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 20:41

don't blame her, I would never date a guy that says LOL instead of just laughing NERD ALERT!

badger93 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 7:52

deh!

LLLP 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 15:26

yeah for real thats very annoying

thevaporizer 0

Friday 24 June 2011 10:28

saying lol in real life just sounds retarded

thevaporizer 0

Friday 24 June 2011 10:28

saying lol in real life just sounds retarded

UnfOrg1ven 1

Sunday 26 June 2011 21:55

I used to have a friend who said that and jk when she ever lied...

thenameissyd 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 16:25

LOL

wannbaussiegurl 4

Thursday 4 August 2011 4:48

your stupid... saying lol to replace laughter? that's ******* annoying YDI

orionn 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:02

stop playing world of Warcraft... nerd

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Today, at the reading of my mother's last will and testament, I found out that despite having cared for her for the final years of her life, she denied me an inheritance. She basically said I'm an embarrassment, because when she wrote it, I was 31 years-old, with no wife or children. FML

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Today, I realized how fat I really am. While going to the bathroom I leaned to the side to wipe my butt and heard a crack. Not knowing what it was, I continued to wipe. After I finished, I got up to see that I'd cracked the toilet seat in half. FML

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