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By heartbroken - 22/01/2010 01:18 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

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By Username - 29/05/2011 04:41 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML

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By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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You deserved it 98

By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By schwange - 15/05/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

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You deserved it 3 889

By Olive - 19/12/2008 04:11 - France

Today, and for the last two weeks I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML

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By WTF - 12/09/2013 23:08 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML

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You deserved it 4 487

By I hate games - 18/08/2015 20:17 - United States - Belton

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML

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You deserved it 5 186

By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 08:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

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You deserved it 3 863

el_erico 0

Friday 22 January 2010 9:14

That is a completely rational reason to break up with someone. I would probably have stabbed you in the neck by then.

kachaa 0

Friday 22 January 2010 9:16

Well of course! Girls only go for the guys that say "roflmao"... sheesh get with the program...

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GoatInABag 14

Thursday 17 July 2014 7:01

So you're one of those people. You deserve every bit of what you got.

xpsychocatladyx 15

Wednesday 27 August 2014 7:47

I'd dump you too... be a man not a ditz

rameses1210 18

Sunday 19 October 2014 19:19

You definitely deserve that

chavis808 13

Friday 24 October 2014 4:43

LOL

xKai_Axelx 12

Saturday 25 October 2014 22:42

that's weird

ifoundwaldo123 12

Saturday 15 November 2014 15:23

No offense OP, but I probably would have broken up with you too.

cantfixme36 28

Saturday 13 December 2014 2:53

I'm sorry but... I mean, I probably would too. That sounds really annoying

labaro19 17

Wednesday 31 December 2014 2:20

I'd dump you for that crap too

coolbeansbruh 13

Thursday 5 February 2015 14:31

What are you a freakin 13 yr old girl?!

thatcoolguy123 14

Friday 6 February 2015 22:35

Are you some ******* robot? That would sound super annoying...

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