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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 10:37 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
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robc32ca 4

pull over get gas leave her behind

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RedPillSucks 31

So what happened in the previous 4 hours?

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sinnikle 5

You: I spy something ......... black Her: OOhh road games!!! ..uhhhh......... the road? You: No, your heart, *derogatory term* It's the minor victories that make the world go round, gravity is a myth.

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graciecry 0

that's pathetic and immature.. is she 14? ydi for being with someone that stupid.

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alieminem 0

nah!!! u can hav 6 hours worth of break up sex?!

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i_am_not_a_spy 0

Get car sick!

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Mentalpigeon 0

The manly (aka the opposite of OP) thing to do would be to pull over and throw her out of the car the moment you got the text.

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ShaggyMoFo 0

wow. smoking and driving is not a big "distraction" it's not like you have to focus on the damned cigarette. hell all it takes is two fingers. and I guarantee that well over half of you that say that it is, text and drive. and those of you to which that applies are hypocrites.

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lexi365 20

that sucks for you. look on the bright side, u can get a better girlfriend!

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GotALife 11

Ha ha that's what your ass get, you must of been some what a jerk during that 10 hour ride. Hope you two get together soon though:)

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lighting908 0

more or less you will talk it out and get back together

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