By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 10:37 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
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robc32ca 4

pull over get gas leave her behind

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RedPillSucks 31

So what happened in the previous 4 hours?

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IRULE010 13

Maybe OP is young and was getting a ride from his parents/her parents and so doesn't have the control to just throw her out. That really sucks OP but as someone else has said, she does sound impulsive and not the best kind of person. Maybe you're better off without her?

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EmoOrange 0

I want to know how those 6 hours turned out!

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zenti 2

I don't think this is something to get sad over. She sent you a text message. Just act like you didn't read it until she actually speaks up.

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perdix 29

I can see her texting this to OP with one hand while she's using the other to give the guy on the other side a hand job. Is that just me?

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DocBastard 38

Yes perdix, that's just you. ******* sicko.

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perdix 29

Thanks for the diagnosis, Doctor. I'll just try to think cleaner, more wholesome thoughts.

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RedPillSucks 31

Perdix, do you mean was it just you on the other side getting the handjob? She'd be very talented (and it would be a big car) if there was more than just you on the other side. Unless there were people in your lap.... Ok, now I have to poke my eyes out...

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perdix 29

Well, RPS, I'm thinking everyone is in the backseat, because if either the OP or the gf is texting while driving, that's just dangerous! So, the OP is on the right side, the girl is in the middle and I'm on the left side. She can text her ex with her right hand and take care of me with the left. Poking your eyes out would be a waste of time -- the image exists in your mind only. Sorry, Doc, I tried to think clean thoughts, but they keep bringin' me back to the dirty!

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DocBastard 38

Perdix - Seroquel 25 mg po BID. I can titrate that up as needed.

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perdix 29

Did you say Tight Rate? Isn't that the surcharge you pay to get the newly-hired prostitutes? I think I'm too far gone for meds.

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cadeissoscene 0

Doc, I'm pretty sure Perdix doesn't have ADD. Perdix, I saw something like Tit Rate, this is very similar to the Tight Rate.

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maphineRAWRS 10

I don't understand people like her.. why do they chose the absolute WORST times to break up with people? so they actually enjoy the awkwardness that follows the next few hours, or are they just stupid or? if it was me, even if I wanted to break up with you I wouldve waited till after.. unless you got into a fight (which you haven't said that you did) but if I knew I was going to break up with you before we left, I wouldve broken up with you before we left and not spent the next 10 hours with someone I shouldve broken up with? :S

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Alleged_Cranium 7

#22: Sorry to break it to you this way but, We need to start seeing other people.

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Alleged_Cranium 7

#22: Sorry to break it to you this way but, We need to start seeing other people.

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ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Are we there yet?

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kikibisweet 0

If you were on a car trip with your family, you should have kicked her out the car.

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Sazzers 0

Should have kicked her out and make her walk the other six hours lol

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crodrig8 0

Hell yeah dump that bitch on the road and keep on driving.

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Maelific 0

pull over toss that bia and her shit out the car and enjoy the rest of your trip.

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