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should have just masturbated then slapped her in the face with your splooge hand. then tea bag her and tell her you were only dating her to get at her mom. at least you would get to giggle the rest of the ride.
I can honestly say, I did not expect this after having read your username.
ur girlfriends nice ain't she://
thats how i would do it .. jk
and take his ex gf with him. after all the window or emergency door being open and all would kind of force everyone out of the plane in that cabin
A long ass walk would be healthy for her. She could get picked up by a trucker and earn her way home. It's the unwritten book of the road.
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Maybe she was breaking up with her other boyfriend and accidently sent the text to you instead of him. Yea, thats what happened lol Youre in the clear :)
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pull over get gas leave her behind
So what happened in the previous 4 hours?