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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 10:37 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML

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By 5220 - 21/04/2009 13:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

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Next time, text me instead

By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 06:00

Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML

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By Traffickills - 22/04/2016 00:30 - United States - Hyattsville

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML

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By f03_f0r_l1f3 - 26/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML

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Holiday blues

By Anonymous - 30/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML

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Calcultated

By Anonymous - 02/10/2022 07:30

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML

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By Christian - 28/09/2013 15:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 06:15

Today, my girlfriend of 6 years broke up with me. Why? I was late for our date. We arrived at the restaurant together. FML

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Eternity

By Anonymous - 06/04/2013 16:17 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML

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robc32ca 4

Monday 6 December 2010 16:19

pull over get gas leave her behind

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 6 December 2010 16:22

So what happened in the previous 4 hours?

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cdude200 10

Monday 6 December 2010 17:00

should of called her a baby because he didn't say it to your face

nimrod24 0

Monday 6 December 2010 17:01

next rest stop, I'd beat that bitch to death and leave her in a ******* dumpster to rot with all the other rest stop waste.

deseanmoore 0

Monday 6 December 2010 17:05

that sucks balls!

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 6 December 2010 17:12

Not anymore. They broke up.

mike3775 35

Monday 6 December 2010 17:19

So charge her for the gas that you are using, since she is no longer the GF and all freebies are over

i_love_jb 0

Monday 6 December 2010 17:22

wow, awwks. :$

WRvV 1

Monday 6 December 2010 17:22

awwkwardd

BeautyOfGrace 0

Monday 6 December 2010 17:33

Awkward....I would've at least waited for the seven hour mark...

jgold14 0

Monday 6 December 2010 17:44

wow that sucks man

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 6 December 2010 17:45

I hope you kicked her out of the car on the way there! FYL

kreally 0

Monday 6 December 2010 17:49

Sounds like your ex is a real turd. Here's hoping you find someone better!

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