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By anonymous - 25/07/2013 05:47 - United States - Gerald

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying, "I'm not ready for a serious relationship." We're supposed to get married in a month. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML

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By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I thought she wasn't being serious when she said her mum wanted me to pay to stay the night at her house for the first time. FML

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By Flipper_87 - 29/06/2022 04:00

Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By bigdawg702 - 26/09/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend of 9 months that I was ready for marriage and start having kids. She hasn't called or texted me since. FML

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Thursday 25 July 2013 15:56

She has commitment issues ever since Lost left so many question unanswered

Barriaultcory 16

Thursday 25 July 2013 15:56

That's messed up

Comments

Murilirum 23

Thursday 25 July 2013 15:58

Technically she'd be your fiancé. Maybe she just has cold feet. Still sucks though can't argue that.

slappomatt 4

Thursday 25 July 2013 20:21

He is right you know. Technically.

relaxeazy 24

Thursday 25 July 2013 15:59

That's just stone cold…unlucky bro

DocBastard 38

Thursday 25 July 2013 16:00

At least she figured this out BEFORE the wedding. Otherwise everyone here would be screaming "Dump her!"

Catkam623 27

Friday 26 July 2013 2:23

*divorce her?

WorryNot 19

Thursday 25 July 2013 16:00

She should've thought of that before she said yes

TaniasaysFMLL 15

Thursday 25 July 2013 16:05

I think she meant she isn't ready for that type of commitment. Sorry OP! Hope you find another girl

graceinsheepwear 33

Thursday 25 July 2013 17:44

Ya think?

BossPathfinderGM 14

Thursday 25 July 2013 16:06

Better to find out a month before the wedding than at the altar itself.

AGB10 19

Thursday 25 July 2013 16:07

I think she's right...

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Thursday 25 July 2013 16:08

Yes she clearly got cold feet. I wonder why she said yes to the wedding though, it's not a light decision to take...

Wakachulak 22

Thursday 25 July 2013 16:10

I agree with her

Jjimen1654 9

Thursday 25 July 2013 16:11

Better now than after you're married.

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