By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
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metallica_wins 20

You don't need that negativity in your life. Good riddance.

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kittykat033 10

If she gets jealous of your own hands, you're better off without her

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Puppys_Doll 28

It's a natural thing. I caught my boyfriend masturbating a few times before a shower haha it was so awkward but I didn't get upset.

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GAeroNKissR 26

had you been holding out on her? because then I would understand...otherwise, that's a perfect opportunity to lend a hand...or something ;-)

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fusall 4

Everyone's saying it's the gf's fault for being so jealous but masturbation is a discussion every couple should have imho. I feel like it's not okay to ********** if your SO is avaliable and willing to, because that indicates that your sex life sucks.

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