By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
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metallica_wins 20

You don't need that negativity in your life. Good riddance.

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kittykat033 10

If she gets jealous of your own hands, you're better off without her

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romex918 3

It's perfectly normal and she is just immature.

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SnowyFox 6

Well, ya see, four people having sex is a foursome. Three is a threesome. She thinks that you are too handsome.

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alexanderagill 8

We're you watching "entertainment" with it? Cause that's the only way her point could be even remotely valid. But you're still better off!

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tayymeds 23

I say you dodged the bullet there

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PlatinumKase 4

Watch the movie Don Jon - featuring Joseph Gordon-Levitt - he stars in it, wrote it and produced it, and it is literally EXACTLY what happened to you.

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r00nie 10

May not be cheating, but it isn't great fun to see your S.O. beating it either!

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fuckup666 17

Oh god, who cares? My boyfriend masturbates and I also **********... It's not a big deal in my mind :) same goes for ****!

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halcyondaze 11

Sounds all too familiar to Don Jon.

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Bitteriffic 8

Be happy. Who would want to be with that kind of person?

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