By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
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metallica_wins 20

You don't need that negativity in your life. Good riddance.

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kittykat033 10

If she gets jealous of your own hands, you're better off without her

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anna123456123456 7

Clearly she is kinda nuts. Better now then discovering it later!

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effyolife23 9

YDI for letting her catch you in the act

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gghhh 2

Society has messed you up in the head if you think that you can be in a relationship and ********** to other girls. Masturbation is healthy for both sexes but if you're getting off of someone else's body, why are you with your significant other? Whoever does not see this as an act of infidelity (most males) are too brainwashed by their daily ****. It makes sense when you're single. But when you are in a serious relationship and have someone to please you, what the hell are you doing fantasizing and getting there from other girls (even though online)?

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lalaney 14

You've got it backward, kid. Naturally, humans, along with all other animals, desire more than one person and are biologically wired to act on those desires. It doesn't make it right to give in to those impulses, but they are natural. Society teaches us to control those impulses in order to create structure and security. Expecting your significant other to desire no one but you is absolutely ridiculous and unfair. Expecting them to not act on those desires (other than masturbation) is an acceptable request for most. You're going to have a lot of failed relationships because of your impossible expectations.

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Rainbow35 6

You have no idea what he was thinking about when he was doing it, though. He might not have been watching ****, he could have been thinking about his girlfriend. Maybe he wasn't thinking about anything, I don't know. Either way, you're making a lot of assumptions.

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bigbadmag 1

If you wanna talk about society brainwashing people, really you have to think about the unnecessary taboos and restrictions we have placed on sexual acts. "You can't **********" "Can't have sex with too many people" "Don't be attracted to these people" "If you put it in that hole then you're a sl*t." It's pretty ridiculous when you think about it. People think all hell and morals are gonna break loose if a dude likes to touch himself to the sight of whatever he's attracted to.

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Tiffany2193 6

thank god someone who understands lol

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darkfireflame 15

You're better off without that crazy bitch.

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quazed4812 5

She's right, you should just try to make it right by slapping your mistress in the face to right her. Others call it clapping.

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gabygabs 8

a good girlfriend wouldve taken over and not let you do it by yourself, its ok :) she'll come!

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nathanzbbygirl 7

Ur gf is stupid and if would have been more funnier of she was bi and left u for a hot as chick

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axeno 7

You've still got Lucy Lefty and Rosy Palmer.

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KissMyAnthia200 12

Were you jerking off to her or to regular ****?

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rene22 18

Does it matter? He wasn't doing anything wrong.

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