By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
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metallica_wins 20

You don't need that negativity in your life. Good riddance.

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kittykat033 10

If she gets jealous of your own hands, you're better off without her

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poisongirl708 11

How is it cheating? I really don't get how girls get that stupid

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Chenry4 2

Jerking off is basically u fantasizing about having sex with the man or woman in the video or picture.

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6dandaman5 8

She could have sucked it

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Tiffany2193 6

hhmmm maaaybe not exactly the same as cheating but it does hurt a girls feelings if she not doing the pleasuring personally

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smr1234 9

only cheating if you are looking at **** and not nude pictures of her... the way I see it you deserved for her to leave you.

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sniperdog6518 5

By that logic I have been cheating everyday of my 10 yr marriage

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TheFallen018 4

Just saying, it was probably the watching **** rather than the jacking off.

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mathew56765 8

She might've just been looking for a reason to use to break up.

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