Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have...

By anonymous - 21/02/2011 05:01

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

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By BlackPolarbear - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

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By hornyloser - 02/05/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML

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By policeopenup - 11/07/2009 19:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML

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The all-seeing eye

By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 02:49 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my girlfriend for the first time. Just as she took her shirt off, her phone rang. It was her mom, demanding she return home. Now I've been cockblocked, and my girlfriend's mom seems to be a goddamn clairvoyant. Awesome. FML

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Big awkward moment

By JDLAX1924 - 05/08/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for three minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML

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Overbearing parents are the worst

By SoDead - 05/12/2020 04:01 - United States - Center Point

Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML

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Phone-blocked

By unamyous - 08/06/2012 13:26 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML

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By MarMar - 15/03/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy I met and in the middle of it his mother called him. After stopping to answer the phone, he tried to put me on with her because she didn't believe anyone would actually sleep with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2015 07:09 - Australia - Burwood

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML

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By liz1234 - 23/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML

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You deserved it 8 137

sthrr 6

Monday 21 February 2011 12:06

and she didn't feel the need to hang up? Ew..

crystal_james 0

Monday 21 February 2011 12:11

The fact that your mom was listening to you have phone sex is pretty disturbing. But YDI for using the home phone...

Comments

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Monday 21 February 2011 12:55

man your mom's a perv lol.

lationas 25

Monday 21 February 2011 14:47

Maybe hot and perverted? :~p

djrox11 0

Monday 21 February 2011 18:02

maybe, but I doubt it

CallMeHush 0

Monday 21 February 2011 13:34

That is funny as hell. I'd wait till things got real hot and ask "are you kids going to be much longer?"

snowfox_fml 10

Monday 21 February 2011 13:38

were u guys so good that ur mum felt compelled to listen or something?

mariazzz 5

Monday 21 February 2011 13:46

she was probably impressed as sex with your dad is probably over in 3 minutes lmao

Gummybearjunkie 3

Monday 21 February 2011 13:54

gross.

palltaru 0

Monday 21 February 2011 13:56

YDI you perv you just had random phone sex with your BESTFRIEND?? What the hell wrong with you

Zebidee 8

Monday 21 February 2011 14:01

With his GIRLFRIEND. ******* hell - are your eyes painted on?

Meaningless 1

Monday 21 February 2011 14:51

Learn2Read, 22.

babelini 12

Monday 21 February 2011 15:32

#22, lol!

andrealovvve 17

Monday 21 February 2011 15:56

Your dumb.

ulicksam 0

Monday 21 February 2011 21:18

"You're" - oh, the irony.

AubriS 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 13:53

#22 all you got out of that was that he is gross for having sex with his best friend which is incorrect to begin with, but didn't even think about the part where his mom disturbingly listened to her son having phone sex for over 13 minutes?! yeah him having phone sex ewww but mom listening in no big deal that's normal!! :-/

slimshady4ever 2

Tuesday 18 September 2012 4:22

I hate it when I accidentally mark up comments -_-

RavenNight 0

Monday 21 February 2011 14:02

dude thts um... wow tht sucks

xxmollyxx 25

Monday 21 February 2011 14:09

You certainly do have a creepy mum, FYL.

aardvarkish 15

Monday 21 February 2011 14:24

The mom's not creepy... she sounds hot...

randombitches1 0

Monday 21 February 2011 14:39

ur mom is lucky that its phone sex and not real sex , at least with phone sex no 1 cant get pregnant or and std,but have u ever heard of a cellphone?????????? ..or i dont know maybe having phone sex when shes not in the house????????????