Love: Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends....

By fingwhore - 27/07/2014 17:12 - United States - Greensboro

Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML

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By NeverCampingAgain - 15/02/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML

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By badtrip - 03/03/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML

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I don't know why

By Anonymous - 05/11/2019 21:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today I went camping in the mountains with my girlfriend and her very outdoor loving mountain. I sprained my ankle falling out of the car and got bug bit on my penis while peeing. Her dad actually asked why she was dating me and she admitted that she had no idea. FML

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By DosSantos - 03/08/2017 00:30

Today, I returned from a trip to Budapest with more condoms than I had brought with me. FML

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I need some me time

By Anonymous - 13/07/2020 23:04

Today, my fiancée decided to go on a 3-hour trip because she needed a break from the baby and me. I forgot to mention who she went with: her ex. FML

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Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 22/10/2022 04:00

Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML

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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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Friends?

By idekwtfigo - 01/05/2022 06:00

Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML

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By Brian - 04/05/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I had my first real meeting with my girlfriend's parents. We had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant and everything was going great. When the check came, I offered to pay and I stood up to take out my wallet. When I opened it, 3 condoms fell out on the table in front of them. FML

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Disconnected

By Chrissy - 08/10/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML

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BeeHMC 9

Sunday 27 July 2014 20:54

I hope by girlfriend you mean "ex"

mz135 12

Sunday 27 July 2014 20:53

Sorry OP that sucks. There is someone better than her for you

Comments

theasian007 11

Sunday 27 July 2014 21:40

And when I say girlfriend, I mean my ex :/

Pixie_styx89 15

Sunday 27 July 2014 21:41

I hope you meant to write now ex girlfriend

Opheliae 22

Sunday 27 July 2014 21:47

Run for the hills.

MRP360 14

Sunday 27 July 2014 21:53

still waiting for a brokeback mountain reference

HammyBear13 8

Monday 28 July 2014 4:37

Brokeback Mountain was about two men dumbass. This is a woman and her ex, not two men. What smart, intelligent person would make a Brokeback Mountain ref on this?

Firewielder 17

Sunday 27 July 2014 21:54

Well, a condom can hold about a liter of water, so it's pretty useful In a pinch!

BeepBeepSwerve 9

Monday 28 July 2014 4:36

" a condom can hold a pint of water" please.... I bet you didn't know that info before and just copied and pasted it from the first poster who mentioned it.

Sweet_Visions 13

Sunday 27 July 2014 21:54

Dump her ass and tell her ex you can have my used toy. That's pretty messed up by her. She broke your guys's bond.

mangelon86 15

Sunday 27 July 2014 22:09

Shouldn't of let her go. I'm not that guy that thinks he has the right to order his gf around, but c'mon. You can't go camping alone with an ex. Gotta draw the line somewhere.

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 27 July 2014 23:19

Sure, if OP had known that it was her ex she was "camping" with then you'd have a valid point, but from the way this was worded, he thought she was camping with a group of friends.