By fingwhore - 27/07/2014 17:12 - United States - Greensboro

Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML
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mz135 12

Sorry OP that sucks. There is someone better than her for you

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CurlyQute 17

Sounds like a soon to be "ex-girlfriend" now

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FML_Elle 17

Who else is tired of comments like this it's only been said 1000 times.

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disney_blonde 16

Condoms are great for camping, they can hold water and keep tinder and matches dry! She doesn't know that though, she was just having lots of deep woods sex.

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DUB_Speeding 10

If you wrap up your phone in one, It's waterproof.

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SpicyDuck 22

I hope that's the non lubricated kind...

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Qwermy 16

it can also protect you from your Tinder matches.

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Vickeh 15

You shoulda whacked your"ex" with them condom. But yea, ouch.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

When you go camping, you always need to bring a raincoat.

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buckdharma 37

I heard covering your meat is a good idea while camping.

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metalmods94 8

I thought ex was supposed to mean to be done, but the definition must be changing

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kyu_Q 19

I won't let my gf go on a camping trip alone with her ex. That's not trust issues, it's good sense. There are not a whole lot of things to do in the woods at night

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stargirl_95 24

Read the FML. She obviously lied to him and OP didn't know she would go with her ex

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worldclassrager 39

I like the way that was worded...she doesn't deserve you time to find someone new

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nikko0328 9

maybe you should go camping. with her sister

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