Love: Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends....

By fingwhore - 27/07/2014 17:12 - United States - Greensboro

Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML

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By NeverCampingAgain - 15/02/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML

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By badtrip - 03/03/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML

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I don't know why

By Anonymous - 05/11/2019 21:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today I went camping in the mountains with my girlfriend and her very outdoor loving mountain. I sprained my ankle falling out of the car and got bug bit on my penis while peeing. Her dad actually asked why she was dating me and she admitted that she had no idea. FML

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By DosSantos - 03/08/2017 00:30

Today, I returned from a trip to Budapest with more condoms than I had brought with me. FML

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I need some me time

By Anonymous - 13/07/2020 23:04

Today, my fiancée decided to go on a 3-hour trip because she needed a break from the baby and me. I forgot to mention who she went with: her ex. FML

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Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 22/10/2022 04:00

Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML

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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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Friends?

By idekwtfigo - 01/05/2022 06:00

Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML

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You deserved it 95

By Brian - 04/05/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I had my first real meeting with my girlfriend's parents. We had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant and everything was going great. When the check came, I offered to pay and I stood up to take out my wallet. When I opened it, 3 condoms fell out on the table in front of them. FML

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You deserved it 64 577

Disconnected

By Chrissy - 08/10/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML

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You deserved it 56

BeeHMC 9

Sunday 27 July 2014 20:54

I hope by girlfriend you mean "ex"

mz135 12

Sunday 27 July 2014 20:53

Sorry OP that sucks. There is someone better than her for you

Comments

ElricMustang 23

Sunday 27 July 2014 21:14

And by "girlfriend", you mean "ex-girlfriend"

StuckInDreamland 8

Sunday 27 July 2014 21:14

well did you know that she was going with her ex?

firepanda11 7

Sunday 27 July 2014 21:25

Condoms make a great waterproof barrier for anything. That's the only logical explanation I see.

Liiiiiiiiike 15

Sunday 27 July 2014 21:26

Relationships these days SMH. Sheesh

skipowww 3

Sunday 27 July 2014 21:29

I guess he's not her ex anymore... In sorry.

ty_rena13 11

Sunday 27 July 2014 21:29

Well....plenty of fish in the sea...ig

thecrazymancan 17

Sunday 27 July 2014 21:31

Why did you look through her bags?

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 27 July 2014 23:16

Because he found out that she had gone camping with her ex, so naturally he grew suspicious and checked out her bag for evidence.

Goblin182 26

Monday 28 July 2014 13:21

#76, I think the fact she went on a camping trip with her ex should be all the evidence OP needed. Would be for me.

whateverkiera 5

Sunday 27 July 2014 21:32

I'm so sorry :( you should've ended it there, you deserve better

little_one 20

Sunday 27 July 2014 21:32

Is it so hard for people to be honest and break it off before they cheat? Clearly if you bring condoms anywhere with someone who isn't your significant other you shouldn't be in a relationship. Cheaters make me so angry.