that's what she gets for steppin to you like that. how dare she surprise you

Dear number 20, I always think that "greenman" leaves horrible comments, but he can say what he wants. He will just have more enemies than friends with the things he says. And besides, that was a really sad attempt at an insult...

ha something like this happened to me. I was bored waiting for my boyfriend and i to leave his house and go somewhere and i hid next to his fridge in the kitchen where he couldn't see me and when he walked in the kitchen and goes Babe??? I go BOOO!! and he whipped around with his fist out and caught me in the mouth. His reasoning was good though--he grew up with two brothers and a rowdy dad who always pulled pranks on each other. Whooops!! I learned from that one ha.

it was the right thing to do. your girlfriend should've known you had cat-like reflexes

ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT #25. Yeah, FHL.

lmfao at #20 and #25... oh man...

not your fault. gotta protect your stuff. she should have at least said your name or something just loud enough for you to hear it before she did it. That way you could differentiate between her and everyone else.

this is so confusing... were you in a crowded bar? a particularly perilous sector of south philly? or did you think someone was trying to take your wallet while you were standing in your own kitchen? the whole fuckability of your life right now depends on your location at the time.

Wow you must feel like an idiot.

As cute as she was trying to be it probably wasn't the smartest thing to do. It's unfortunate that it happened, but it's a natural reaction. Don't feel too bad about it.